OneGreenChip

I don't usually post chat logs. Nor do I talk about the sense of humor that my brother and I both share. Drawn from odd, shared experiences, and more than a little twisted, both of us are used to people looking at us with an eyebrow cocked, and a 'wtf is WRONG with you' on their face.

So I can rarely, if ever, be all: OMG WE WERE TALKING IT WAS SOOOO FUNNY; because most people look at me the same way as when I crack about mandatory sterilization of trailer parks, the ethics of being a hitman, or how big a douchebag a pizza-delivery guy must be before you are 'allowed' to boot him in the nuts. Personally, I'm not happy until the subject is on the cusp between LOL and 'Im not sure Im comfortable taking it this far'.

This is not one of those times. Enjoy the chat log, which references the Epic Sound of Failure, which everybody should know.

Mark: omfg
i would do catherine bell
so hard
Catherine Bell Looking Sexier than Diamond Covered Steaks
hawtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"
12:06 AM tits = real
real, and therefore, unreal.
WIN
me: AAAA IT'S CHER
Mark: ew no
me: cher has been drinking the blood of virgins
Mark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT RUIN IT FOR ME
fights to maintain
12:07 AM me: I SEE BUTT TATTOOS
DEF CHER
(don't go limp damn you!! ignore!! maintain!!)
Mark: inserts "going limp" sound effect
12:08 AM i think that would be a slide whistle.
me: /price of right sound effect
Mark: price is right?
me: Price Is Right Losing Horn
LOL
12:09 AM bwaaaaaaaaaaa
Mark: lmao