Thursday, June 19, 2008
HCwD.com
title: Hot Chicks with Douchebags.com
Some funny shit there. One of my life's goals is to make it to this page and be hated on by internet basement-dwellers. My currently favorite piece of prose is in response to the horror below.
"I'm building an ark and these two poopheads will be the first ones on. I was down at the 7/11 picking up my daily supply of beef jerky and a 12-pack of extra large condoms when God grabbed me by my popped collar and said "Listen you greasy choad, I love you because I'm God, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it. I'd love you alot more if you built an ark and on that ark you filled it with the slimiest douchebags and their bleethy hangers-on-- emo 'bags and Euro 'bags, old farty 'bags and 'bags with orange tans. And when you've filled the ark with this menagerie of human swill I want you to take them out to the middle of the Black Sea, douse the ship with Tag Body Spray and set that mofo on fire." These two deserve to be the first pair on the good ship Douchey Slop."
lololol
Some funny shit there. One of my life's goals is to make it to this page and be hated on by internet basement-dwellers. My currently favorite piece of prose is in response to the horror below.
"I'm building an ark and these two poopheads will be the first ones on. I was down at the 7/11 picking up my daily supply of beef jerky and a 12-pack of extra large condoms when God grabbed me by my popped collar and said "Listen you greasy choad, I love you because I'm God, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about it. I'd love you alot more if you built an ark and on that ark you filled it with the slimiest douchebags and their bleethy hangers-on-- emo 'bags and Euro 'bags, old farty 'bags and 'bags with orange tans. And when you've filled the ark with this menagerie of human swill I want you to take them out to the middle of the Black Sea, douse the ship with Tag Body Spray and set that mofo on fire." These two deserve to be the first pair on the good ship Douchey Slop."
lololol
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Stage #1009867161: Holdem No Limit $0.25 - 2008-06-21 01:07:29 (ET)
Table: FISCHER AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - 1R0NEAGLE ($41.75 in chips)
Seat 6 - AIRRAIRR ($54.91 in chips)
Seat 1 - THAFEDS ($114.67 in chips)
Seat 2 - PROHIBO ($103.97 in chips)
Seat 3 - DINGNUTS ($11.02 in chips)
AIRRAIRR - Posts small blind $0.10
THAFEDS - Posts big blind $0.25
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to THAFEDS [6c 6s]
PROHIBO - Calls $0.25
DINGNUTS - Calls $0.25
1R0NEAGLE - Folds
AIRRAIRR - Raises $2 to $2.10
THAFEDS - Calls $1.85
PROHIBO - Calls $1.85
DINGNUTS - Folds
*** FLOP *** [5d 6h 4s]
AIRRAIRR - Bets $6.55
THAFEDS - Raises $14.85 to $14.85
PROHIBO - Raises $57.65 to $57.65
AIRRAIRR - Folds
THAFEDS - All-In(Raise) $97.72 to $112.57
PROHIBO - All-In $44.22
THAFEDS - returned ($10.70) : not called
*** TURN *** [5d 6h 4s] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [5d 6h 4s 5s] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THAFEDS - Shows [6c 6s] (Full house, sixes full of fives)
PROHIBO - Shows [4d 4h] (Full house, fours full of fives)
THAFEDS Collects $213.84 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($216.84) | Rake ($3)
Board [5d 6h 4s 5s 3c]
Seat 1: THAFEDS (big blind) won Total ($213.84) All-In HI:($213.84) with Full house, sixes full of fives [6c 6s - P:6s,B:6h,P:6c,B:5s,B:5d]
Seat 2: PROHIBO HI:lost with Full house, fours full of fives [4d 4h - B:4s,P:4h,P:4d,B:5s,B:5d]
Seat 3: DINGNUTS Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: 1R0NEAGLE (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: AIRRAIRR (small blind) Folded on the FLOP
Table: FISCHER AVE (Real Money) Seat #4 is the dealer
Seat 4 - 1R0NEAGLE ($41.75 in chips)
Seat 6 - AIRRAIRR ($54.91 in chips)
Seat 1 - THAFEDS ($114.67 in chips)
Seat 2 - PROHIBO ($103.97 in chips)
Seat 3 - DINGNUTS ($11.02 in chips)
AIRRAIRR - Posts small blind $0.10
THAFEDS - Posts big blind $0.25
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to THAFEDS [6c 6s]
PROHIBO - Calls $0.25
DINGNUTS - Calls $0.25
1R0NEAGLE - Folds
AIRRAIRR - Raises $2 to $2.10
THAFEDS - Calls $1.85
PROHIBO - Calls $1.85
DINGNUTS - Folds
*** FLOP *** [5d 6h 4s]
AIRRAIRR - Bets $6.55
THAFEDS - Raises $14.85 to $14.85
PROHIBO - Raises $57.65 to $57.65
AIRRAIRR - Folds
THAFEDS - All-In(Raise) $97.72 to $112.57
PROHIBO - All-In $44.22
THAFEDS - returned ($10.70) : not called
*** TURN *** [5d 6h 4s] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [5d 6h 4s 5s] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THAFEDS - Shows [6c 6s] (Full house, sixes full of fives)
PROHIBO - Shows [4d 4h] (Full house, fours full of fives)
THAFEDS Collects $213.84 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($216.84) | Rake ($3)
Board [5d 6h 4s 5s 3c]
Seat 1: THAFEDS (big blind) won Total ($213.84) All-In HI:($213.84) with Full house, sixes full of fives [6c 6s - P:6s,B:6h,P:6c,B:5s,B:5d]
Seat 2: PROHIBO HI:lost with Full house, fours full of fives [4d 4h - B:4s,P:4h,P:4d,B:5s,B:5d]
Seat 3: DINGNUTS Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: 1R0NEAGLE (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: AIRRAIRR (small blind) Folded on the FLOP
ok dude
i gotta hear your story.
there aren't GOOD lags at 25nl
what are you, coming from other site? 200nl player on a downswing? what's your story?
sick pot btw
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i gotta hear your story.
there aren't GOOD lags at 25nl
what are you, coming from other site? 200nl player on a downswing? what's your story?
sick pot btw
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