OneGreenChip

Yeaaaaaaaah. Ain't it grand when the Poker (devil) God decides that he's working for you?

So, the graph since Thanksgiving. 7.5K hands



And the graph of all time. 36K hands.




See the contrast? The CHANGE?? THE RUNNING HOTTER THAN SUPERMODEL THIGHS?!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
ready for even MORE weee??

yesterday's results:

10NL: 350 hands / $57.05 / 81.5 BB/100
50NL: 130 hands / $64.00 / 49.23 BB/100

fdajsdjf;laksdjfals!!! you say!! OGC, what exactly are you doing playing 50NL?!! you KNOW you're not rolled for it. what, you're going to play stakes you're underolled for? but you can't play your standard, aggressive style!! you can't shove over the top with impunity!! your playbook will be crippled!! etc!!

yes.

yes. I know all this. but I felt the need to gambooooool.

so I said to myself. "Self, you just ripped through these 10NLers pretty hard. You have an hour before you have to meet your girlfriend for dinner. Why don't you (mis)implement your blackjack card counting skillz0rs, take today's winnings, and play for them only at 50NL? DUZZNT THAT SOWND LIK A GRATE IDEEEAAAHHH??!!"

self: "fuck these bitches, let's see if they're ready for the 10nl balla styleeeeeee."
OGC: (high fives self, puts black sabbath on, pwns 50nl)

*do not attempt*