Monday, September 24, 2007
Ran Bad
10NL/25NL
Hands: 657
VPIP: 24.05
PFR: 16.29
AF: 4.03
Net Amount: ($25.53)
This aggregate of statistics comes from yet another delicious 3-day weekend. I got some hands in on my off Friday (9/80 workweek whaaaat), and some in on Sunday afternoon. Managed to stick to my TAG guns pretty well for the most part, and was up 2.5 buy-ins until late last night, when I started REALLY running bad.
The hands are pretty standard, so I'll skimp on the text:
AT lost to ss AA when we got all in on an A-high flop.
JJ lost to QQ AIPF (shortstacked villain shoves, QQ calls, I shove with JJ, QQ calls)
JJ lost to Q8 AIPF (shortstacked villain)
QQ lost to AK when we got AI on a rag flop.
AA lost to JJ when we got AI on a QcJc9h flop with full stacks.
AJ lost to QJ when we got AI on a Jxx flop
JJ lost to AK (shortstacked villain)
99 lost to AA on a 9-high flop when we got AI
AK lost to J9 AI pf (shortstacked villain)
This was a fun hand -
10NL
6 full stacks of $10
Loose Donkey calls
fold
Hero raises to .40 with AKo on button
Cockchugger raises to .70 in big blind.
Loose Donkey folds.
Hero calls.
Flop: Ah Jh Qs
Cockchugger checks. Hero, thinking his TPTK might be good, if the Cockchugger didn't protect his possible trips on the draw-heavy board, bets $1.50. Cockchugger minraises to $3. Hero folds, showing Kh As.
Cockchugger shows Ac Ad, and sits out, obviously heading to fridge to get another glass of cock batter. In his frenzied victory dance, he trips on his computer chair, and headbutts his keyboard, which (by a statistical miracle) randomly types "NLD LOL". He recoils in pain, only to slam his face into the Bablyon 5 (naked ladies edition!) calendar on his wall, where the nail embeds itself in his bloodshot eye.
The unexpected disfiguration elicits a scream of agony, and Cockchugger staggers and falls out the full length bay window, landing asshole-first on the fire hydrant below. The world is a better, safer place, as is InterNetPokerLand.
Fuck that guy. It wasn't that nice a laydown.
The hands are pretty standard, so I'll skimp on the text:
AT lost to ss AA when we got all in on an A-high flop.
JJ lost to QQ AIPF (shortstacked villain shoves, QQ calls, I shove with JJ, QQ calls)
JJ lost to Q8 AIPF (shortstacked villain)
QQ lost to AK when we got AI on a rag flop.
AA lost to JJ when we got AI on a QcJc9h flop with full stacks.
AJ lost to QJ when we got AI on a Jxx flop
JJ lost to AK (shortstacked villain)
99 lost to AA on a 9-high flop when we got AI
AK lost to J9 AI pf (shortstacked villain)
This was a fun hand -
10NL
6 full stacks of $10
Loose Donkey calls
fold
Hero raises to .40 with AKo on button
Cockchugger raises to .70 in big blind.
Loose Donkey folds.
Hero calls.
Flop: Ah Jh Qs
Cockchugger checks. Hero, thinking his TPTK might be good, if the Cockchugger didn't protect his possible trips on the draw-heavy board, bets $1.50. Cockchugger minraises to $3. Hero folds, showing Kh As.
Cockchugger shows Ac Ad, and sits out, obviously heading to fridge to get another glass of cock batter. In his frenzied victory dance, he trips on his computer chair, and headbutts his keyboard, which (by a statistical miracle) randomly types "NLD LOL". He recoils in pain, only to slam his face into the Bablyon 5 (naked ladies edition!) calendar on his wall, where the nail embeds itself in his bloodshot eye.
The unexpected disfiguration elicits a scream of agony, and Cockchugger staggers and falls out the full length bay window, landing asshole-first on the fire hydrant below. The world is a better, safer place, as is InterNetPokerLand.
Fuck that guy. It wasn't that nice a laydown.
# posted by OneGreenChip : 11:23 AM
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Jesus. What are the stacks here? Not sure if I like this lay long term at your level. Within context of this hand.....nuts. NJ.
i certainly don't...but a minraise from THIS ass, at that time, indicated superstrength. he had shown earlier that he had no understanding of how to play big pairs.
that and his insta-checkraise made me think QQ or JJ. AA kinda surprised me.
full stacks.
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that and his insta-checkraise made me think QQ or JJ. AA kinda surprised me.
full stacks.
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